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Summoning a friend (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hell, ol' horny goatman could building up the summoner's confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don't have to be exclusive!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.