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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

And park directly in the immediate front of the building I'm visiting. No circling around and around without finding a space to park my overly expensive rust box. Just arrive, lock the bike to a post and be there.

Totally different experience in that aspect alone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Hm... Is there any law that says I can't ride my bike in the store? 🤔

Sure would make shopping faster.

[–] SufniDroid 8 points 3 months ago

idk about bikes, but I saw some madlads rolling slowly on their electric scooters in shops

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