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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

What do I do in event I encounter a sun bear?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

This the one the women chose?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ask for a BJ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My first instinct was "small, will probably run into the nearest tree at light speed" but I did some reading and they common thought without much science behind it is that sun bear are pretty fuckin aggressive and even tho they're small, they'd still probably fuck your shit up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lul, yes, indeed.

"The smallest bear" but still just a lewder wolverine.
And with a fancy necklace.

[–] southsamurai 3 points 4 months ago

Ask it for head