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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look, there are enough women in the world for you to stop thirsting after someone who's just not right for you

If you're geeky you need a girlfriend that at least vibes with that even if she's not into it herself for fucks sake

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Girl is super geeky, she's just mad at him for running his laptop on the TV instead of using Plex to watch torrents from his xbox like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A normal person would install the client on the TV, Xbox is not needed in this chain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This requires having a smart TV.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Finding a dumb TV is challenging.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Just buy a smart one but leave the brain disconnected from the internet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I used to just glue a cheap android box on the back of my tv. Now i glued an expensive nvidia shield on the back of my tv