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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17896937

Unless you skipped sex ed class, you probably have at least a basic understanding of how babies are made. An egg (ovum) needs to be fertilised by sperm during a precise window in the menstrual cycle for life to happen.

Sexual intercourse provides optimal conditions for reproduction. But that doesn’t mean that every pregnancy happens this way. There are also examples of women conceiving in extremely rare circumstances that you’d expect to be impossible.

  1. Via anal sex

  2. Via oral sex (and one very heated argument)

  3. Splash pregnancies

  4. Double pregnancy

These examples are of course extremely rare – so you probably don’t need to worry too much. But if you aren’t looking to get pregnant anytime soon, be sure to use contraception.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm destined to be a distinguished airline pilot? Isn't that how these things work?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That must be it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’re destined to be spanked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know... If it happens, it happens. Whatcha gonna do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Take turns with the copilot, obviously. Someone gotta keep flying the plane...