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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i can't give my pet a hug, they would get squished and probably not like it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are you the proud owner of a jumping spider?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

One does not "own" jumping spiders. One only gets graced by their presence (and tricks, they are smart little f'ers).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago