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[โ€“] fibojoly 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dogs are children who require constant attention.
Cats are adults who just want to crash on your couch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My 8 year old toddler of a dog and my 3 month old middle aged cat confirm.