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[–] [email protected] 124 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Pretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago

"In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn't actually work."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They'll all buy credits, problem solved!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Considering that the USD is sometimes called the "petrodollar", we're just a name-change away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

"We changed the legal definition of carbon and have saved the planet"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

They already do! It's called carbon credits

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It is a distinct possibility.