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[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why do any of us actually think it's reality?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

I've gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?