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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He would quickly become pro-immigration

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or a bunch of redneck vampires invade Mexico

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Quick! Book a pitch meeting with the heads of all the major studios!

I'm thinking Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter meets Here Comes Honey Boo Boo meets Duck Dynasty!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Haven't you watched From Dusk 'til Dawn? Vampires come FROM Mexico