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[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (5 children)

This picture is distinctly lacking in ultraprocessed sugary cereal and/or shelf-stable pastries.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, plus the cholesterol medication. Bonus points if the mobility chair is within sight.

[–] sangriaferret 18 points 5 months ago

They're American. They can't afford cholesterol medication.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No I haven't eaten cereal or processed breakfast foods in decades. Just give me the eggs, bacon, sausage, toast with lots of butter and cheese. Where the fuck is the cheese?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Bacon is a processed food. A tasty one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Don't go talking like that near Wisconsin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Well according to commercials from the 80s when I was a kid that's part of a balanced breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Half the bacon is candy and the bread is a cake.

[–] spankinspinach 2 points 5 months ago

Shelf-stable pastries just never stops being an alarming phrase