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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sincerely hope thats creative fiction and that there isn't someone who cracked their skull and thinks losing motor control is normal and okay.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound, but then they pivoted to whether they could now acceptably creep on dead girls, and I just see a problem that's about to solve itself.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eh, if we had good data on what they were like before the incident, maybe.

This is all with the firm understanding that this $100% happened.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

100

Dollars

PERCEEEEENT!!!!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh yes, we're all operating in full knowledge that greentexts are 💯 percent truth.

But yeah, if this very real person did have a concussion they might also be having personality shift because of it. A good thing to keep in mind if you are dealing with a person who's had a big head smash.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

a big head smash

"Yeah, I'm worried about my friend's personality shift. He doesn't want to breathe and have a round head like he used to love doing."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To be fair, they may be brain damaged.

People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Wow, crazy to think what a concussion can do to a person. Imagine forgetting the Act to Ensure the Continued Existence of Under Counter Roaches of 2019.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

now i know everything about insane Facebook users.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

On a similar note I'm starting an investigation putting pgs on dog turds to see where the guberment keeps disappear them from my lawn too

/s

[–] Titou 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound

Just to imagine make me feel sick 🤢

[–] loaExMachina 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tbf, they're saying "dead ghost girls". Wanting to romance a ghost is considerably less creepy than wanting to bang a corpse. At least the ghost must consent.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I knew someone from an FLDS family.

(For those who don't know, FLDS is a fundamentalist branch of the Mormons that are basically an insanely oppressive and abusive cult. They still do polygamy!)

She's extremely mentally ill and I am not friends with her anymore, but this is about her now deceased brother:

When he was about 2, he fell, head first, onto a rusty nail. Mom decided the medical solution to this was neosporin and a bandaid.

It went about a bit less than an inch into his brain.

He grew up extremely unable to regulate emotions, did violent dangerous things all the time, unfortunately killed himself a year back.

Point of me saying this is: Shit like this absolutely happens.

I feel like a whole lot of people who end up on 4chan are quite likely to be seriously neglected and abused.

I can very easily see a person with serious damage like this not being taken seriously and even assaulted by their parents for mentioning it.

They likely can't get to a hospital on their own, and would be screamed at more if parents found out they went.

So, post on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This actually sounds kind of hot. Creative fiction about someone realizing they died and their first thought was getting some undead sugar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are an incredibly sensitive person, but that comment did not inspire joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could stand to hear a little more…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There's a series of works by an ancient poet, goes by the name of Rob Zombie. I'd suggest starting with Living Dead Girl and horndogging your way through the rest