this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, they may be brain damaged.

People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Wow, crazy to think what a concussion can do to a person. Imagine forgetting the Act to Ensure the Continued Existence of Under Counter Roaches of 2019.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

now i know everything about insane Facebook users.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

On a similar note I'm starting an investigation putting pgs on dog turds to see where the guberment keeps disappear them from my lawn too

/s