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[–] Cheradenine 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Who is that going to be though? There's no one. Traditionally it might be the current VP, but everyone hates Kamala because she's shit. There is no one else, it's Biden or my dumb ass cat, at least my cat will get the 'cute and doesn't shit in the plants' vote. Unbelievably my cat would still lose to a rapist and felon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My dumb cat would work. As long as they don't have a sex scandal and has some decent legislative record, they'd be fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"Reporting is now showing that Hello_theres's cat is on camera taking multiple kickbacks from fishing industry insiders back in 1996"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Who is that going to be though?

I used to type a lot for these, but they constantly come up.

So at this point: AOC

[–] Cheradenine 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That would be great, but she's too divisive to win.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what they said about Obama too...

But the first Black president got elected by flipping lots of red states even when his own party turned against him.

[–] Cheradenine 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As already pointed out she's not eligible, or maybe is, idk. She would be 35 by inauguration.

My ticket would be her, Bernie, and Ron Wyden somewhere in the mix so the u.s. could get some decent privacy laws.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

or maybe is, idk

She literally is...

Like, it's not an opinion thing, she's literally old enough to be our next president...

[–] Cheradenine 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Am I missing something?

| Born | October 13, 1989 (age 34)

be at least 35 years old

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

be at least 35 years old

Right...

https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artII-S1-C5-1/ALDE_00013692/

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

You have to be 35 to be president...

AOC will be 35 before the next president assumes office...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People have been bringing her up for years, but she is still not eligible. The president must be 35.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

She was born in October.

You have to be 35 to assume office in January, not run for election.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I believe she will be in time to take office, which is the requirement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Who is that going to be though? There's no one

There's currently no one because the DNC has forbidden all the ones. There's at least a dozen Democrats who could jump in tomorrow and have better chances than Biden by the week after next.

everyone hates Kamala because she's shit.

Not as much as they hate Biden now. Whether on purpose or not, they've been wise to mostly keep her in the shadows so everyone could forget how awful and fake she is and also to lessen the Biden stink on her.

it's Biden or my dumb ass cat

I'd vote for your cat over Biden or the Mango Mussolini in a heartbeat. Not even joking.