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is this employee in the room with us right now? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.

- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?

- As a CEO language model, I don't have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions and prepare the necessary legal forms to make the company fully employee owned.