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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is your financial advisor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but then you're wiping floor on your ass.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Because the bacteria in your booty hole aren't the same things that are on floor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Floor spice makes everything nice!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

College, they've done worse to themself.