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Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months (www.theguardian.com)

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Mary Morrissey apologizes after being filmed dumping liquid into backpack of Democratic legislator Jim Carroll

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[–] explodicle 101 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The Republican representative, Mary Morrissey, 67, confessed to dumping water in the bag

Just to make it crystal clear that this woman is, in fact, an adult.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Just to make it crystal clear that this woman is, in fact, an adult.

At least on paper.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't there a requirement for mental sanity among elected officials? (in the medical sense) Because can't this easily be constructed as a sure sign that she suffers from dementia? Or well, her colleagues do?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You can be petty as fuck without having dementia.

[–] explodicle 1 points 1 year ago

Also I don't think there is such a requirement, since most of them have an imaginary friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Huge leap there buddy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the same sense that an 18 year old highschooler is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Except most highschoolers aren't bigoted fascist cockroaches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it's nearly gone back around at this point into "grandma's been on one recently, do you still have any of that xanax?"