this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back -and sometimes taking surveillance photos. Beautiful plumage.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's ~~stone dead~~ pining for the fjords

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You taped a rotor to its back!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The only reason it was sitting on its perch in the first place was because it had been nailed there. It has ceased to be.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mate, this parrot ~~wouldn't~~ would "voom" if you put four million volts through it!