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[-] [email protected] 258 points 1 month ago

"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

[-] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago

You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

From the Orgy region of France

[-] jballs 18 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, you're thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This is more porn knowledge. Most people don't actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean

[-] SailorMoss 65 points 1 month ago

Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

nahh, you're lying, and you know that

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] pkmkdz 5 points 1 month ago

All while one of the users has gimp in their session

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

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