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    This is hilarious (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
    submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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    [–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

    [–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

    This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

    [–] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

    Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

    nahh, you're lying, and you know that

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

    It sounds like fisk in my head.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

    It sounds like fisk in my head.

    [–] pkmkdz 5 points 6 months ago

    All while one of the users has gimp in their session

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

    Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

    And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!