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Trump falsely claims he never called for Hillary Clinton to be locked up (www.washingtonpost.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ugh. Here we go:

That didn't happen.  <-- We are here
And if it did, it wasn't that bad. 
And if it was, that's not a big deal. 
And if it is, that's not my fault. 
And if it was, I didn't mean it. 
And if I did... You deserved it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That didn't happen.  <-- We are here
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.  <-- We are here
And if it was, that's not a big deal.  <-- We are here
And if it is, that's not my fault.  <-- We are here
And if it was, I didn't mean it.  <-- We are here
And if I did... You deserved it.  <-- We are here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Physicist would love to study Trump as quantuum system

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean......he can cycle through those stages as fast or as short as he wants. I'm more interested in a different cycle.

Trump prepares for an election one year away.

Trump is not a criminal.

Trump goes on trial.

Trump farts in his sleep.

Trump IS a criminal.

Trump is locked up.

Maybe someone in jail pokes him in the eyes, or kicks him in the balls.

THATS the series of events I'M here to see. And you know CNN would somehow get access to the video footage of trump in jail. Especially if something funny happens.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I sort of want to see Trump do a speed run through the steps.

Like could he do all 6 in one speech?