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[–] xylene 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.