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Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)

submitted 7 months ago by _haha_oh_wow_ to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not only did he get an unpopular truck, but he still uses Reddit. This guy is 0-2. What’s next?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He uses Twitter. Probably watches Televised News

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anyone that supports muskrat is an automatic pos in my book. He's an evil degenerate.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've never liked that nickname, just because muskrats are pretty cool and don't deserve to be brought down to that shithead's level.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You're right it's a disservice to the glorious beings that are muskrats. How about we just call him... sir shitstain nazi mckfuckface?

[–] jubilationtcornpone 2 points 7 months ago

I would suggest "Fuckface von Clownstick" but that name is already taken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I bet if you knew this guy you’d realise he’s actually 0 - infinity