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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] festnt 22 points 4 months ago (4 children)

whats a clap and how do i get one?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Sink a putt at a golf competition.

Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Song by Steve Howe.

Clap - Steve Howe

[–] ironhydroxide 4 points 3 months ago

Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

[–] shundi82 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Chats - The Clap:

https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo