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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Plot twist - you get this regardless of which one you choose:

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Al Gore had warned us all along! At least we get a bit of pig with it too.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Would you rather be alone in the forest with

A) a bear who has been starved and given your scent.

B) Al Gore giving an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

The bear cause he died of starvation, duuuh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.

You don't need an 8 hour PowerPoint. Instead try the best ad I've ever seen. It's from legendary estonian animator Priit Pärn:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NkCuh8K4L8s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So the ad wants me to follow the example of a man leaving his wife and children crying in despair?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

As long as you remember to turn off the lights.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/watch?v=NkCuh8K4L8s

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

We never took him super cereal :'(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Would still do the nasty with him.