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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Tomatoes are easy to grow! They just take a fuck ton of water.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I hear they're much tastier than what you buy in the store.

[–] captain_aggravated 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is accurate; grocery store tomatoes are bred for durability rather than taste. The canned tomatoes down the soup aisle are honestly better than the fresh ones in the produce section. A large pot in a sunny corner of your back porch can do a lot better than your local supermarket.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

depends on who grows them, we finally started getting domestic tomatoes in stores again here in sweden and they actually smell and taste like tomatoes should.

They don't need to use the ones that are bred for durability if the shipping takes like an hour by truck..

[–] captain_aggravated 1 points 7 months ago

Here in America? If you want higher quality farm-grown produce find a farmer's market, the supermarket is going to make the most spreadsheet friendly decision every single time.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago

If they are not organic they put fertilizers on them which is basically salt that makes the cells swell with water but not nutrition nor taste.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that applies to pretty much every vegetable out there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Supposed to be even more, particularly because you can pick at peak ripeness. Store ones they pick far beyond ripe so they transport and handle better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yes, and the same goes for pretty much every other vegetable (and fruit, for that matter) out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You can harvest potatoes at peak ripeness. They don't bruise like tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It depends on the cultivar, but usually yes!

[–] wander1236 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Guy next door grows potatoes in a dozen old bathtubs. He is really old and hasn't bought any supermarket-potatoes in centuries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Basil is also easy, lots of water, lots of sunshine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eggs.

Btw on average, how many eggs grow on an eggplant?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Depends on how many chickens can fit on the eggplant. I think 1 is the max.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can feed your dog tomatoes, and you don't even have to bother with seeding!

Or fertilizer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You don't need a dog for this, you can do it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cries in having no sunlight in the apartment. Mine didn't survive the dark apartment life, so can't confirm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Same, friend. :(

My aloe vera plant is doing ok tho