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[–] wander1236 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Guy next door grows potatoes in a dozen old bathtubs. He is really old and hasn't bought any supermarket-potatoes in centuries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Basil is also easy, lots of water, lots of sunshine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eggs.

Btw on average, how many eggs grow on an eggplant?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Depends on how many chickens can fit on the eggplant. I think 1 is the max.