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RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain (www.yahoo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.

Or fatal food poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"this one, unpalatable, even with chianti and flava beans." - Hannibal Lecter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

*Flava Flav beans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"Fava beans and a nice chianti"