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'Real men wear diapers': Trump supporters wear nappies (news.sky.com)
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[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Satire is dead

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Long live satire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

May Eris bless us with humorous chaos instead of just the sad kind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

She'd probably leave a golden diaper at a GOP convention with a label saying "For the most worthy".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Feel like the work of a chaos God. The Toy Maker or Tzeentch maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eris is a chaos goddess. She’s the Greek goddess of causing problems because she thinks it’ll be entertaining

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm ashamed to say not very familiar with her. Looked up wiki and found this.

One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know." Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But she is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.[17]

There is a whole religion on her. Did dems piss her off?

Probably not Loki. I don't feel this is his brand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah she’s similar to Loki, but Loki is more the worst person in your theater group. Loki fucked their way into their problems and by Asgard they’ll fuck their way out of them. At their core Loki is chaotic but borne from insecurity.

Eris is more “does this dress make my butt look fat?” She just thinks things could be different. Not necessarily better or worse, just different. Eris is chaos born from someone too smart for her own good but not as smart as she thinks and suffering from chronic understimulation.

Dems do want stability…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is interesting nutshell on 2 chaos gods. Hope they do Eris solid in Hades 2 cause now I'm interested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It should be noted that my take is more of a modern reinterpretation. Other interpretations of her are as the goddess of conflict and as a counterpart to ares.

Regardless I do hope she’s in it. I’m already excited for hekate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

dafuq

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I feel bad for The Onion, their job just keeps getting harder & harder. They should probably switch their business to fortune-telling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I feel bad for The Onion, their job just keeps getting harder & harder.

Lol

[–] Justas 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize."

Tom Lehrer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The second best quote about Kissinger

[–] Justas 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first one is about him being dead?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands." ~Anthony Bourdain