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[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Fiskars the blade company also makes Gerber products. The knives, not the Baby food.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Babies can eat knives if they're brave enough

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

"It's not a war crime the first time."

[–] ItsGhost 4 points 8 months ago

Turns out knives you can eat a surprising number of before it kills you

Account of a Man Who Lived Ten Years, after Having Swallowed a Number of Clasp-Knives

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have you met babies? They'll eat anything, period. Except their food. That's half the challenge in parenting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Anything's a baby if you're brave enough?

Amidoinitright?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Knives, the cutting implement? Not The Knife, the Swedish electronic band?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

and Gerber the knife brand used to be an absolute seal of quality but now the majority of their items are cheap chinese-manufactured garbage. Only the top dollar knives are still any good. It's quite sad really.

[–] captain_aggravated 2 points 8 months ago

Everything has worsened, Leatherman isn't the company it used to be either.