ItsGhost

I keep a hair dryer next to my enclosure to get it above the MINTEMP threshold, it’s really stupid, but it does at least work.

Have some vague semblance of a working justice system? A very vague one, but at least I’d a decent impersonation

That’s somehow even worse than “Jim will fix it”, even with the subsequent revelations

Wankclown here for me

All in all it’s just another turd on the wall

Rule 34 perhaps? Meaning there must be porn of a car infotainment system out there somewhere

Yes, it’s called Bovril as it’s basically that already

I’ll preface them by saying this is me being critical of it, it is otherwise very good:

• the bellows don’t stay attached, everytime I take the lid off to put beans in I have to reattach them in place
• grind adjustment dial is obscured by the indicator such that you can’t read what it’s set to easily
• adjustment indicator can itself be moved without changing grind size
• bellows tend to blow the fresh grounds everywhere, especially the fines at the end
• as a leftie, the switch is in an irritating position

Don’t stick your dinky were you wouldn’t stick your pinkie

Please do not fap into your coffee grinder, it’ll really increase the retention with all the stickiness. I fear you may have confused grinder with Grindr here

Fantastic grinder, got one a few months back and absolutely love it. Has a few quirks and I can never not laugh at the bellows, but produces generally tasty coffee with minimal dialling in

Turns out knives you can eat a surprising number of before it kills you

Account of a Man Who Lived Ten Years, after Having Swallowed a Number of Clasp-Knives