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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

i still think timezones were a mistake, and that they shouldn't exist period. I have a long thread about this from an earlier post about timezones as well amusingly enough.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (40 children)

As a social construct, I like that I can be anywhere in the world and know that around noon is probably an appropriate time for lunch, etc.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is that where my sandwich went?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You life was an illusion, and you are the sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're in Tibet, Xinjiang, or another place observing UTC+8 with a significant offset from local solar time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They had their chance. Heck, they still have their chance. They will continue to have their chance.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Imagine you're watching a movie, and the main character turns over to their bedside clock and it shows 4:13 am. With time zones we all understand what part of the day that is and instinctively can relate to the situation.

Without timezones, every locality would have a different shorthand and cultural understanding of what times mean what. Or they'd adopt a second system that helps transcend that but that's just inventing timezones again...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I reluctantly agree with you. Though I think the reluctance is just because there's something in me that's viscerally offended by the concept of time itself (probably the ADHD)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (4 children)

actually, this is pretty funny. This is the ONE instance so far, that i've found where timezones actually do something productive, and it's in a movie.

Too bad movies never use shit like ambient moon lighting, or darkness. It's not like those convey what time of night it is or anything. I mean seriously, if you're bound to showing a clock to display the time, rather than make a point, you're not a very good writer.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Are you thinking about daylight savings time? I'd agree there, but timezones absolutely make sense, and we've always used some version of it. "See you at noon" has a sort of built in timezone, as does sunrise and sunset. We (all human societies) relate hours to the day in a similar, albeit more regular way. If you did away with timezones, you'd replace a minor inconvenience with a monstrous one. Everyone uses what, GMT? Naah

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[–] captain_aggravated 19 points 7 months ago

Time zones are fine. Daylight Savings Time needs to be taken out behind the wood shed and killed with a spoon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I like it when i miss the train because town A's time is way off from toen C's time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I honestly can't tell if you are pro or anti time zones from this comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Nobody likes missing a train.
In this scenario, missing a train is caused by timezones.
It's sarcasm. So against timezones.
Maybe, against more granular timezones, ok with status-quo, but would be happy if all official correspondence happened with UTC.
Possibly completely against timezones.
Maybe a mix of all of the above

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