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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

They're not eyebrows if they're painted on. They're paint.

And why do Europeans have such janky teeth?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's the British who have janky teeth. We make fun of them for that too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I usually just make fun of their horrible cuisine. Who in their right mind would eat bland mashed peas?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Because putting bits of plastic over them and pretending they're good never took off here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Because over the last 14 years, the Tories have annihilated NHS dentistry.

Growing up, I'd see a dentist every 6 months or so for a checkup. About ten years ago they swapped most people to appointments every year. Then about 3 years ago they sent me a text telling me that my dentist had left, and they'd tell me when they had another. Given they haven't contacted me since, I'm assuming that was a typo, and what they actually meant to type was "fuck you".

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

They probably have a shit dental system.

Kinda like how places with poor social safety nets have a bunch of homeless people, or places with bad sex ed have a bunch of pregnant teenagers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's more that dentistry is more about health than cosmetics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Can confirm the UK is in the middle of a dental crisis.

My own experience was waiting on a list at the practice the rest of my family goes to for 5 yrs before they admitted they are short on dentists and haven't been able to fill spots.

I then had to spend an afternoon phoning around 40 of the local dentists looking for someone that could put me on there books.

On the up side I am getting the tidy up work I have needed since just before lockdown on the teeth I smashed as a drunk teen at last

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oof, that stung.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Prob tattooed on which is a big thing these days for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Those are also paint.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Brits, not all of Europe.