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Archaeology counts, dude.
No you can't prove to Mr that 'Jesus was god', because you would first need to prove god exists. I would've heard by now if you could do that.
So anything youre saying does that I can safely dismiss as made up fantasty nonsense.
I'm saying "prove this was a real dude who lived and was much better at community organizing than carpentry, and this is the same guy who some people think was an immortal wizard who isnt actually a wizard its complicated but whats important is he fought a balrog or whatever and helped frodo get the one ring to mordor before fucking off with him to valinor". And apparently you can't even keep the question straight.
What sort of archaeology would Jesus leave behind?
I don't know or care, I don't talk this much about the bodies of much cooler communists who I know existed.
Jesus literally rose into heaven, you can go see His empty tomb in Jerusalem as well lol.
Oh shit. Yeah, that's proof he was a real guy.
Yep. Also means heaven and hell are real places. Which one?
Pretty sure we're in hell, but youve been outside; you know this.