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Isn't that illegal?
Possibly, but that wouldn't have stopped her. If anything, it would have encouraged her. She also stole a lot from stores and friends and was an insane liar. She was a complete piece of shit human.
I don't think most of them are pieces of shit like her though. People respond to incentives, there's not much incentive or hedonic gain for most of us to mess with each other's food. If you think me tipping you $7 on top of what you are being paid to do a delivery is some sort insult and you poop in my taco, I'm not going to tip you more next time. This is starting to bleed into a discussion about tipping which is about as fun as having an abortion discussion in the US, so on that note I'm out
she would 100% be the person that would do that.
Number fifteen...
THE LAST THING YOU'D EXPECT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE'S FOOT FUNGUS
Most places have started putting security stickers on their bags. These days if anything goes wrong it's just straight up that the food doesn't get delivered.