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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"I see," said the blind man
to his deaf dog
who was sitting on the corner of the round table
on the third floor of their two-story building.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

"I see" said the woman, staring at the ceiling, realizing the frozen ice rink was more slippery than she thought.