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Boats can't bend steel beams! (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Socsa 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but it literally floats so how heavy can it be?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it floats way better than i do, so it can’t be that much heavier than i am. and let me tell you, there’s no way i could topple a bridge by running into it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

But that could mean the ship is actually a witch! And witches do have a history of bringing down bridges.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Physics does not work that way goodnight!