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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

So it’s not even proper hot dog flavor, since ketchup doesn’t belong on a hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I admire the bravery it takes to be so wrong in public like this. You're an inspiration

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It shouldn't be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We need to make a solid ketchup tube and replace the ween. Then you get little sprinkle sized weeks to put on top

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My most sincere apologies, but WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not who you're replying to but....I didn't think I liked hot dogs until I ate a Chicago hot dog and realized it was just the ketchup making it slimy and sweet. Ketchup on hotdogs is nasty lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Sweet?!

So I just had a look into it and apparently American tomato ketchup is one third sugar (corn syrup, obviously...). Ketchup is supposed to be savory, America; why do you do this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well, they also invented the hot dog lol

I've had a lot of different ketchups and don't really like any of them. The consistency is too slimy for me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, the they also invented the hot dog lol

Germany would like a quiet word with you. There's a reason they're called weiners and frankfurters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah because a German immigrant invented it after moving to New York lol

I'm not claiming the US invented sausage!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Vienna is in Austria.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the same here in Canada as I find most regular ketchup (especially Heinz) sickly sweet. I actually buy a no sugar added variant that's much better to me. It tastes more like tomato-infused vinegar.