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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Those honey stick ball spoon things are so fucking dumb. Just use a regular spoon, fork, or butter knife.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But how will I feel like the honey nut cheerios bee?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Convince kids to eat your family's vomit that is coating processed grains you shill so some guy makes in one year more money than a family could make in 10 generations?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never used one myself, but apparently lightly spinning them helps the honey not drip because it's so viscous. Stop spinning it and it can be drizzled.

Had to search online because I never understood why one would not just use a spoon either, but if it means there's not as many little honey trails on the edge of the container, I can see the point. Learned something new today!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can do that rolling trick for the dribble with standard flatware, you do have to spin faster though to get it to work well.

The same idea applies to things you’re pouring out of; twist axially while tipping the container upright and you’ll have dramatically less spillage, even with viscous fluids like honey.

[–] brbposting 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honey centrifuge jotted in the business ideas journal ✅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you leave my honey wand alone

[–] sbv 7 points 5 months ago

You're a wizard, Fedizen!

[–] flambonkscious 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think if you've got a pot of clear honey, something about the metal changes the honey. We got a pot from a local one time and it was awesome to start with but kept getting cloudier over time (could also be something far simpler, like oxygen!)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The honey starts to crystalize. If you put it in some warm water it will return to normal:

https://www.wired.com/2014/03/crystalized-honey/

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 5 months ago

Legend, thanks for clearing that up!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are they dumb?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They have exactly one use, and that use is already well performed with spoons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but how will I show people how cool I am!