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Revolutionary technology creates cars that exist only on government rebate forms

And that was 25 years ago.

The human mind’s ability to be disturbed by such atrocities, the study found, will most likely vanish from the American psyche by the summer of 2001, if not sooner.

“What’s incredible is that this creep got away with it for so long: Every day, he was out there in public, expressing his own convictions, as every U.S. resident—citizen or noncitizen—has done since our nation’s founding. Thankfully, we got a tip about posts he had made on social media suggesting he might be the sort of freak who spends time conveying his beliefs to others without fear of retribution from a tyrannical government, possibly because that practice is expressly enshrined in the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights. This guy was sick, really sick.

Stunning Level Of Expertise On Team Revealed

Republicans’ worst fears have come to light as a drug addicted, crime peddling immigrant with 14 children has attempted to steal or destroy thousands of American Jobs.

“This is what we’ve been warning about for years,” said a senior Republican, “they come here and the next thing you know you lose your job at the US Department of Sanitation due to the government’s obsession with DEI!”

“When we wanted Elon Musk to buy the presidency, we wanted him to run the country like Tesla, not have the government blow up like a Tesla.”

“I brazenly walked through a door instead of climbing in over a wall. I then rudely sat down on a chair when clearly I should have thrown it through a window”.

A nation that stands above all others in inventiveness, ingenuity, opportunity and intellect has announced plans to accidentally reintroduce polio.

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Classified report warns of dangerous exposure to different perspectives

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