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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa

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Anon wants to stop the mad painter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Cure for dysphoria (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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Anon makes their own edibles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon plays DnD (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon has trouble assimilating (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon makes bad decisions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon took the buzzpill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon remembers first grade (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon needs viewers (reddthat.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon applies for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon has a discord gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon goes to the store after turning 18 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon quits their job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon uses his dad's phone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon gets a new phone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon plays The Sims (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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hmmm 😈 (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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Supportive dad (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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Anon tells the tale of the Garfield phones (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon is 17 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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