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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't like the new meta (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a paranormal experience (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5 to c/greentext
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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon likes horror books (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon browses ancient memes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon lives in the midwest (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon loves his dad (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon enjoys a quiet night at home (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon finds the culprit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is an archeologist (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is straight (lemy.lol)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon recommends a cast iron pan (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon tries smoking for the first time (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon takes the welding pill (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is an e-celeb (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon watches an old concert video (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays Overwatch (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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