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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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261
Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
16 comments fedilink
 
 
2
750
Anon thinks the French are posers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
110 comments fedilink
 
 
3
589
Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
78 comments fedilink
 
 
4
154
Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
31 comments fedilink
 
 
5
791
Anon doubts WW2 Germany (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
95 comments fedilink
 
 
6
498
It's insidious (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
58 comments fedilink
 
 
7
369
Anon plays pretend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
54 comments fedilink
 
 
8
389
Anon misses a hint (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
18 comments fedilink
 
 
9
613
Anon loves proprietary tech (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
42 comments fedilink
 
 
10
180
AAAAAAAAAAA (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
22 comments fedilink
 
 
11
443
Anon tries to manipulate Tinder (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
82 comments fedilink
 
 
12
404
Anon has a unique origin story (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
9 comments fedilink
 
 
13
444
Anon tries to understand his coworker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
188 comments fedilink
 
 
14
459
Anon makes a wish (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
2 comments fedilink
 
 
15
565
Anon is a hacker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
18 comments fedilink
 
 
16
319
Anon gets a blood transfusion (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
18 comments fedilink
 
 
17
750
Anon falls through the cracks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
105 comments fedilink
 
 
18
835
Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
248 comments fedilink
 
 
19
620
Anon remembers 7th grade (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
31 comments fedilink
 
 
20
146
Anon's autistic cousin and Frasier (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
16 comments fedilink
 
 
21
440
Reliable bank account (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by JohnWorks to c/greentext
46 comments fedilink
 
 
22
1119
Anons discuss PC vs console gaming (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
110 comments fedilink
 
 
23
809
Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
132 comments fedilink
 
 
24
193
Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
119 comments fedilink
 
 
25
720
Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
194 comments fedilink
 
 
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