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gravity in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Nessa "more commonly known as *Miss Nessa*" lounging in her bed near her window. in c/cats
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Fluffy gorl

endless uno reverse cycle in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

Oliver in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Hydration in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Dehydration was never an option

Guess the Episode [Hard] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

MKEAHPITAPEN in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah I'm smelling burnt toast here

"Mastodon for Harris" fediverse campaign raises half a million dollars in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

Isopods in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I could pet 3 isopods

What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've seen while driving on the highway? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Brace Style in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

You win a free trip to the Hague

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