trungulox

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

There’s actual science on this that says women will get turned on by pretty much anything as long as they feel safe.

So like. The barest amount of cognizance of the objective danger women face, like, constantly, and a respectful effort to show by example that you’re not part of it (which doesn’t mean saying it, like: first off I swear I’m not going to rape you isn’t going to make anyone swoon) and you’re in.

I wish more people understood that the enemy way to make people think you’re a good person is to just be a good fucking person.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So. Counterpoint to this, in that I think those guys should just keep doing what they’re doing.

The bar is so low all I need to do is show up on a date and not say anything racist and I’m in.

In fact: y’all should go even harder with the douchebaggery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean I believe you but the nurse told me I wasn’t allowed to leave so.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This was like 6 years ago. Didn’t get any stitches. I thought I’d have a badass scar but it faded pretty quickly.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I once was visiting Detroit and got very drunk My airbnb. wasn’t far from the bar and I was way too loaded for a taxi to take me back, and it was a nice night so I decided to walk back to the airbnb I made it about 200 steps and felt something Hit me in the head. Someone was grabbing at my pocket and I guess I successfully stopped them from stealth by my wallet since it’s all ripped.

Anyway my head is split open and there’s blood fucking everywhere. I tried dialing 911on my phone. Not sure if you’ve ever tried making a call on a bloood covered phone when you can’t see because you’re blind drunk and your vision is obscured by blood but it’s impossible. Anyway, a couple of people see me and get me an ambulance.

Now, I’m from Canada, and I THINK that I had international health insurance from work but I’m not sure. Anyway, they deal with the blood and tell me I’ll need stitches in the emergency room but I’m still loaded and the bleeding stopped so I ask if I can just leave and they’re like: no.

I call my buddy who shows up to take me back to the airbnb but I tell him: I’m not getting stuck with a fucking American hospital bill. Fuck this. Just walk out and I’ll meet you out front. I wait until the nurse is out of eye sight, crouch low and run past the admissions desk and out into the street, where my friend calls a very kind cab driver who sold us some decent cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Seems a really relevant question for anyone looking to learn a low level programming language. I’d say it’s fairly in depth but I don’t know what I don’t know. I get, at a high level, how memory addresses work, understand what ram does, I get the concept of hyperthreading and have written a couple of python scripts that have used it for so applications..

I’ve fucked around with a lot of hex tables.

I took formal logic in uni and while I sucked st it I did learn a lot about the fundamental logic underlying it all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I’m glad he didn’t get eaten by sharks but it would have been really funny if he got eaten by sharks. It’s a conundrum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Random Canadian says fuck you, you facist fuck wagon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

When encountering the unknown, no matter how rational a person is, there is a primal set of three questions written somewhere deep into our genetic code that compels us to ask: can I eat it? Can I fuck it? Can I kill it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

What do gay horses eat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I mean, I literally learned python and bash by just kind of going for it, so this sounds good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have not. I’m about to start learning rust so this could be useful. Thanks!

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