tquid

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[–] tquid 34 points 9 months ago (5 children)

As for your co-worker, ask him if he would be able to tell the difference in your masculinity if you fucked him.

[–] tquid 10 points 9 months ago

FIFA is a criminal racket that shouldn’t be in any country

[–] tquid 6 points 9 months ago

I wish them success, but I’d rather see a new game!

[–] tquid 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You greatly underestimate the risks of sedating a dangerous animal, both to human and to the animal. Ask a vet or wildlife officer. It’s not like the movies. Also if they are checking for certain brain diseases, there is simply no way to test an animal and keep it alive.

[–] tquid 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

[–] tquid 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DevOps on the resume, Sysadmin in my heart forever.

[–] tquid 11 points 10 months ago

The argument for Buddhism in a nutshell

[–] tquid 3 points 10 months ago

Full on Madhyamika gender

[–] tquid 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well sign me up for that job that pays me for my fucking humanity

[–] tquid 0 points 10 months ago
[–] tquid 101 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (13 children)

One time I was deleting a user from our MySQL-backed RADIUS database.

DELETE * FROM PASSWORDS;

And yeah, if you don’t have a WHERE clause? It just deletes everything. About 60,000 records for a decent-sized ISP.

That afternoon really, really sucked. We had only ad-hoc backups. It was not a well-run business.

Now when I interview sysadmins (or these days devops), I always ask about their worst cock-up. It tells you a lot about a candidate.

[–] tquid 3 points 10 months ago

Hasten the day

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