stringere

Got to appease those shareholders and make the stock go up.

Hannibal, MO - 16,838 - back when people read books they'd know this as the birthplace of Samuel Clemens AKA Mark Twain

Waco, TX for anyone around in the 90s

don't forget being famous for wrong turns

I thought that's what couches were for...?

You could try a no-mow lawnternative: https://www.thespruce.com/lawn-alternatives-8657762

Let those leaves kill the grass and replace it with moss, clover, walkable thyme, native grasses, or any number of more interesting ground covers. I'm working towards a no-mow lawn. It's fun finding creative ways to thwart a pesky city ordinance: "A minimum of fifty percent (50%) of all yard areas shall be comprised of turf grass".

Duck and cover!

No doubt in that case anything you own here in the US will be confiscated.

Thanks to asset forfeiture, those objects are guilty in the furtherance of a crime and will have to defend themselves in court.

Mountain valleys are nature's halfpipes writ large.

Hwhy e?

Pond liner should work.