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"You only have another 2 or 3 months of unconditional support for your genocide before we start calling you out"

You just didn't search deep enough

Free guns for the babies?? Get outta here with that commie shit, those lazy babies have to pull themselves by their bootstraps and get a second job to pay for their gun loans

Cops can’t stop you because you were on your way to a bank, just because they feel you might want to rob it.

LOL Sure, in theory they can't, but in reality cops do stop people for any made up reason and they can also shoot you for any made up reason without consequence.

And "pro-life" people will support every cop that kills a pregnant woman on that highway.

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(But that's not mastodon's fault)

Same thing with big accidents, the one survivor thanks god for a miraculous rescue but nobody acknowledges the implied "god watched the other 50 people on that bus die brutally and didn't care"

Everytime I try to google anything that might be remotely related to a product every result will be a store.

I'd never have assumed that they just replaced my query but in hindsight it's kinda obvious

Climate change is only this bad because a handful of rich assholes decided that those billions of deaths a few years away are a small price to pay for quarterly profit... So maybe talking about how it's gonna affect the economy™ is the way

Yes

True, but "we suck less than North Korea" isn't really something to brag about