smuuthbrane

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[–] smuuthbrane 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If (and that is a huuuuuge "if") the US invades, I'm going to go all Ukranian on their ass and drone them, or something similar. Low tech cheap pot shots at them. Maybe take some lessons from Afghanistan while we're at it.

[–] smuuthbrane 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck."

[–] smuuthbrane 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The pardon is already being written. And I'd wager he'd have no qualms about running either.

[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 1 month ago

Co-vice president Trump.

[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Let's make sure Cheeto know how Elon feels about him. These two are ripe for a big, messy falling-out.

[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 1 month ago

So sleepy now.

[–] smuuthbrane 20 points 1 month ago

I did not know this, thanks!

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When he dies and they autopsy him I fully expect them to find his anus in his head.

[–] smuuthbrane 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He's going to apply tariffs to our conversations so it's more expensive for us. Or some such crap, I don't try to understand how he thinks.

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 1 month ago

Keep them handy, I've had this model before and you will suddenly find yourself needing more BRRRRRTs very quickly.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 1 month ago

This is a surprise? You think we can't target tariffs?

[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 1 month ago

Amazing how young David Hasselhoff and Lionel Richie look. I never knew they collaborated.

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