smuuthbrane

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[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!

[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Ok, but what's underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not Oglaf. But I'd love to know what it is!

[–] smuuthbrane 34 points 4 months ago

You've created a simple laptop bending device. I would add a LOT more support to both areas where it contacts.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 4 months ago

Hah, mine is protected my murder hornets!

No, seriously, I can't get near it, please help.

[–] smuuthbrane 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh just leave them alone it's harmless just some fun they can stop whenever they want hey let's SWIM TO FUCKING NEWFOUNDLAND

[–] smuuthbrane 41 points 4 months ago
[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 4 months ago

There is a non-zero number of people that do this. I've seen the evidence of this myself.

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 4 months ago

Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn't want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.

[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 4 months ago

That's not "laminating".

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

[–] smuuthbrane 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dead babies don't care how many bodies there are.

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