smuuthbrane

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[–] smuuthbrane 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Closest I've read is Lord of the Flies.

[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 1 month ago

No gills for me, sadly.

[–] smuuthbrane 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Fair. A boat anchored at a Pacific Island, while they exist.

Maybe I'll dock at the Pacific garbage patch and distill my fuel from microplastics.

[–] smuuthbrane 41 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Depends, are we riding out the rise of fascism or riding out WWIII? Those are two highly different scenarios.

Either way, a Pacific island sounds nice.

[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 1 month ago

Monster chopper is undeniably cool, but I'm all on board for monster trike.

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And once we have proportional representation they'll have my vote. But I'm not risking letting PP get anywhere near a majority.

[–] smuuthbrane 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If (and that is a huuuuuge "if") the US invades, I'm going to go all Ukranian on their ass and drone them, or something similar. Low tech cheap pot shots at them. Maybe take some lessons from Afghanistan while we're at it.

[–] smuuthbrane 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck."

[–] smuuthbrane 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The pardon is already being written. And I'd wager he'd have no qualms about running either.

[–] smuuthbrane 3 points 1 month ago

Co-vice president Trump.

[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Let's make sure Cheeto know how Elon feels about him. These two are ripe for a big, messy falling-out.

[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 1 month ago

So sleepy now.

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